The roommate virgins started singing a song about how they were virgins and i was like:

Then, the girl who is about to get married said she bought crotchless underwear for their first sexual encounter, which is taking place right after THEIR FIRST KISS, so I was like:

Then, her fiance says he is just excited to get some sleep, and I was like:

Then, the one roommate tells her blind date her life plans on their first date, and I was like:

and then the couple finally kissed for the first time ever at their weddding and I was like: