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my thoughts while in the shower

  • uuugh im too tired for this
  • wow this water is way too hot
  • oh well ill just get used to it
  • okay no its making me sick need to cool it down
  • now its too cold
  • fack
  • why do showers that arent tubs that use shower curtains exist?
  • water is now leaking on the floor
  • i dont give a fuck
  • this shampoo is so foamy wtf
  • ugh i when i squeezed my body wash onto my hand it didnt come out in the design that i wanted it to
  • drama
  • ill shave the bottom half of my legs so that i’ll go to the gym tomorrow
  • hah thats not gonna happen
  • its so hot in here
  • oh my phone just rang, i got a text, wonder who it is
  • why does it wound like someone is in my room
  • i think i left the tv on
  • that better be it because its 2am
  • why am i not playing music this time, i always play music when im in the shower
  • deforest vs. divorced
  • its hot in here
  • shit i’m tired
  • i have work at 8am
  • i am working on entree and i suck so much on entree that the chef sent me to work the register yesterday because i suck so bad
  • conditioner is a godsend
  • ever since those sass holes came to work on our heater without our permission, the water gets way too hot even when i dont touch the water changer dial thing
  • this face wash is stinging the shit out of my nose
  • maybe those puffs plus lotion kleenex aren’t so gross, maybe they’ll help soothe my nose
  • nah those things are nasty they make my fingers feel freaky
  • shit dude my nose is raw
  • why have i been sick for a week and a half
  • i have been standing here for a long time im over this shit

moral of the story: showering late at night is not awesome

4 notes
  1. orgasmic-visuals said: jfc
  2. aroundthegrove said: omfg that was me like 2 hours ago hahahahah
  3. dawcy posted this