So glad someone else was also wondering.

Best conversation ever between mother and daughter.

Go the Fok to Sleep

The roommate virgins started singing a song about how they were virgins and i was like:

Then, the girl who is about to get married said she bought crotchless underwear for their first sexual encounter, which is taking place right after THEIR FIRST KISS, so I was like:

Then, her fiance says he is just excited to get some sleep, and I was like:

Then, the one roommate tells her blind date her life plans on their first date, and I was like:

and then the couple finally kissed for the first time ever at their weddding and I was like:

Omfg guys I just got an email from someone in campus dining. Guess what their name was?
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PARIS FRANCE.
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hahahahahahahah omg their parents are funny as hell.
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I’m so entertained by this.

chelseachatterbox:

when the president tells you to stop it

ok guys dont judge me i know im a creep because i was on omegle but this is just too funny i mean who the fuck tries to jack off for people on the internet WHILE WEARING A SCARF

forever90s:

RIP The 90s, the last generation with common sense. 

smh

LIFE STORY, right here.

stereohearts103:

#Stupifacedd

LMAO had this button on my backpack but it broke off and I don’t know where :’(

(Source: eye-h8-bitches)

minnic:

lolololol i just find this hilariousss 

lmaooo i love this.

(Source: vodkathoughts)

cladimir:

ohwest:

…..out of the other ones, this is the only one to be considered weird?

lmao

oh my god. I love this.